Resolved: In 2013, I’ll stop paying attention to Rush

I’ve never been one for New Years resolutions, but, then, I’ve never been a father before, either. That means up until now, the symptoms of my early onset Old Jewish Man Syndrome — anxiety, neurosis, self-hate and attendant gastrointestinal distress — mostly affected just me, and not a small child. So I figure if there’s a first time for everything, then 2013 is as good a year as any to come up with 10 resolutions that, if fulfilled, hold out the hope of making me a better and healthier dad, husband, writer and overall person.Some of these will seem trivial, and others will seem more serious. My guess is that at least a few will ring true for you – and if they don’t, well, at least you can have a good laugh at my expense. Here they are in no specific order:1. I will stop lying to my exercise machine: When it comes to my relationship with workout machines, I am nothing short of a pathological liar. Whether at home or on vacation, I tell the machines I meet that I weigh 173 pounds when I really weigh about 10 pounds more than that. In other words, when I program my workout, I tell the machine I’m the weight I want to be, but not the weight I actually am. Why do I do this and what the hell do I really think I’m getting away with?Continue Reading…

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Resolved: In 2013, I’ll stop paying attention to Rush


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