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US companies treat UK citizens like ghosts to rip them off

At the center of the controversy is a loophole in the tax code that disregards a consumer’s physical presence and allows the company to treat them as if they were physically located in another country when they buy something. In other words, you might think you are standing on a high street in London buying a cup of coffee, but according to how the tax system is gamed, you are actually standing in a different country when you make that purchase. UK citizens, in other words, are outsourcing their spiritual self to other countries where these companies treat them as having a corporal presence enabling a tax arbitrage that deprives the citizens of Britain with the taxable income necessary to maintain the roads, networks, internet, political stability and access to media outlets they have built up over the decades used by the offending companies to grow sales. But it’s OK to treat a ghost-like representation of these same citizens who are theoretically present in these foreign territories to boost the stock prices in these same companies. Treating UK citizens like ghosts means they get hit twice. Not only do they lose the tax refunds owed to them by these companies (in the form of a higher overall tax take by the government) but with the decrease in taxes comes fresh government the austerity measures needed to maintain the infrastructure these companies need to continue their parasitical leeching of untaxed revenues from the citizens.If only British citizens ate and lived like ghosts, all would be fine. But since they are not, real money needs to be spent for real goods and services despite Google, Amazon’s and Starbuck’s tax treatment of them as immaterial.So you have a situation where Google, Amazon and Starbucks want to use the assets paid for and built by the UK citizens (over generations) but they don’t want to pay for access. They only want your ‘spiritual’ representation to book sales for them in favorable tax territories for virtually nothing in return, except maybe some low wage serf work dispensing lattes to bankers and accountants busy scamming you.The government must, if it is to be considered legitimate, introduce a tax credit to all UK households equal to the taxes lost when big US companies game the system and treat them like ghosts. A rough calculation suggests that each British family is due a £10,000 pound annual ‘ghost’ tax credit to compensate them adequately for the abuse of the assets and infrastructure that is being used by foreigners without adequate compensation.If a British family’s tax liability falls beneath the £10,000 threshold then an outright gift of the difference should be awarded. Any shortfall from the treasury’s ability to pay compensation to British citizens from foreign tax abuse should be financed by the BoE at the same rates they charge these same companies for capital: ½% (or less if you consider Forex arbitrages schemes used by these companies dropping their cost of capital to negative numbers). The coalition government talks about the need to rebalance the UK economy. This would be a good start. Rebalance the tax code in ways that treat UK citizens as living, breathing contributors to society, not accounting ghosts living in a dreary world of austerity cuts to pay for accounting tricks by foreigners. Read More

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Anonymous bidder pays more than $600,000 for coffee with Tim Cook

An anonymous bidder has paid more than $600,000 to have coffee with Apple CEO Tim Cook. The opportunity, which will take place at Apple headquarters in Cupertino, comes as part of a charity auction hosted by Charity Buzz. Read More

Today’s Scuttlebot: Hidden Online Audiences and Cicada Math

The technology reporters and editors of The New York Times scour the Web for important and peculiar items. For Tuesday, selections include the job you can’t list any more on LinkedIn, an imaginary response from Bloomberg News about its scandal and technology investors financing coffee shops. Read More

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Mountain Dew’s Morning Soda

http://www.youtube.com/v/A9J3AUwHISw?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Originally posted here:  Mountain Dew’s Morning Soda

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Facebook is blowing it

While waiting for my coffee to brew this morning, I checked my Facebook News Feed on my iPhone. But instead of amusing updates from friends and family, in the space of just a few flicks of my thumb, I was assaulted by not one, not two, but three different advertisements for online dating sites. Worst of all, there she was, again! That giant-breasted zombie stalker from Mate1.com who has been chasing me across Facebook for years!I know she’s not real. I know she’s just an advertisement. But I’m still terrified of that woman. I have nightmares of getting crushed by her mammary glands, squeezed to death like a boa constrictor kills a wild pig. I don’t ever want to see her again, but no matter how I try, I just can’t quit her.When first we met, in my pre-smartphone days, she flashed her soulless come-hither eyes at me from Facebook’s right-hand column. I swiftly learned how to click “hide this ad” and “hide all from Mate1.com.” I’m a social media take-charge kind of guy — tweaking privacy and ad settings comes naturally to me. But then, a couple of years later, not long (and not uncoincidentally) after Facebook’s IPO, she invaded my News Feed. Once again, I dutifully clicked “hide this ad” and “hide all,” albeit this time with a little less faith in the honorable intentions of Facebook’s ad-targeting algorithms.Continue Reading… Read More

Man serves Swedish nurses drug-laced buns

A man in northern Sweden is suspected of drugging nursing staff by spiking their coffee and cakes with narcotics when they visited him on a house call. Read More

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iKlatch: Apple CEO holding charity auction for coffee break with himself

The winner will get the chance to meet up with Cook at Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California, for a coffee break, which will last from 30 minutes to an hour.   Bidding began at $50,000, and 52 bids have already been placed, with the highest offering currently standing at $180,000. The sum will surely grow even larger, as the auction at the Charitybuzz website does not end until May 14. The winner will get the chance to meet up with Cook at Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California, for a coffee break, which will last from 30 minutes to an hour. Cook has put his time on the tender to raise money for the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights. Cook isn’t the only celebrity to join the effort to support the human rights advocacy organization, which was founded in the US in 1968. The other items up for auction include a tour of the SpaceX Center in Los Angeles with founder Elon Musk – starting at $25,000 – and being a guest of film star William Shatner at the 2014 Hollywood Charity Horse Show and Gala dinner, starting at $5,000. Tim Cook has been with Apple since 1986. The 52-year-old was appointed the company’s CEO in August 2011, succeeding the company’s late co-founder and creative powerhouse Steve Jobs. Read More